ANIMALS AND NATURE
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
Two lips!
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
DAM!
Two goldfish are in a tank.
Says one:"How do you drive this thing?"
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. ?
