YOUR MOMMA !!
Your momma is soo fat that when she wore a Coca-Cola shirt, I jumped on her knee, put a quarter in her ear, and pressed on her titty.
Your momma is soo old that when I asked her what time it was, she said, many moons have passed.
Your momma is soo old, she gang banged with Noah.
Your momma is soo old, she gives powder milk
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get her toe nail painted, the whole world shined.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to Little Ceasers, she got a group discount.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat down on the toilet, she got struck.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rock'n'row.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses the new formula called slim slow.
Yo mama's so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice and I'm still on the bitch!!!!!
Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo moma is so fat she broke the family tree.
Yo moma is so skinny she needs a belt for spandex.
Yo moma is so skinny she disapeares when turns sideways.
Yo momma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed three commercials
Yo mama so fat that when I tryed not to hit her in my car I ran out of gas.
Yo Momma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.
Yo momma is so fat that when she where's high heels she strikes oil
Yo momma so cross-eyed she can watch a tennis match with out moving her head!
Yo momma is so fat she has to have kick stands on her combat boots
Yo mama's so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family tree!
