TROUBLED TINA & UNCLE HYMANKindly Supplied by Brunching Shuttlecocks Toys
She's fourteen, listens to Switchblade Symphony, cuts Geography class, and smokes cloves when no adults are around. Tina will have a new smart-mouthed, negative, or tormented thing to say to you every day!
You need advice. Oh shut up, you do. You need advice like a fondue party needs napkins and your old uncle Hyman is just the one to give it to you. He's been around the block a few times, but he also understands the young people. "I understand the young people" is how he puts it. So sit back and let Uncle Hyman throw you bits of wisdom like a seal trainer throws fish parts.
